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Turner Septic Services Offering septic pumping, septic system inspections, tank location, riser installation, and light tractor work services to all of Mount Washington Valley.
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10/22/2026

Oh Shaina ‼️ My playlist is one of a kind 😳 Is it because I am a business owner 💯 A wastewater pioneer 💩 Fun and spicy 🌶️ YES….
Welcome to the 💩 show 🔥 Where everyday is an adventure

10/21/2026

Maybe I need some rehab…
Maybe I just need some sleep… 😴

OR MAYBE I’m just addicted to the chaos. 😂

🏒 Ice hockey.
💩 P**p.
👑 Pumper Princess life.
✈️ Travel.
💼 Run a business.
🏒 More hockey.
💩 More p**p.
🔁 RINSE & REPEAT.

Some people have work-life balance.

I have ICE HOCKEY, P**P & REPEAT. 😂💀

Life as a blue-collar baddie means one minute I’m chasing a puck across the ice and the next I’m chasing somebody’s 💩 through a septic system.

Exhausted? Absolutely.
Normal? Never claimed to be.
Would I change it? HELL NO. 🤘🏼

🎶 Your love is my drug…
Apparently my drugs are hockey, horsepower, septic tanks & questionable life decisions. 😂🏒🚛💩

👑 **pRepeat

10/21/2026

🏆💛 MY HEART IS FULL, MOUNT WASHINGTON VALLEY. 💛🏆

When I started Turner Septic, I had a truck, a dream, a whole lot of determination, and absolutely no idea just how incredible this journey would become.

Today, I get to say THANK YOU.

Thank you, Mount Washington Valley, for choosing Turner Septic as Best Septic Service in the 2026 Best of Mount Washington Valley Readers’ Choice Awards! 👑💩

This one hits differently because YOU chose us. Our customers. Our neighbors. Our community.

You trust us at your homes. You recommend us to your friends and family. You wave when you see our trucks. You follow along with the crazy holes, the roots, the frozen tanks, the septic education, and all the 💩 that comes with being the Pumper Princess. 😂👑

Turner Septic was built right here in this valley, and serving this community is something I will never take for granted.

And this award isn’t just mine. It belongs to Team Turner. The crew that digs deeper, stays later, takes on the jobs others don’t want, educates our customers, laughs through the chaos, and lives those four little words every single day:

WE GET SH*T DONE. 💪💩

From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU, Mount Washington Valley. Thank you for believing in this little septic company with a big personality and an even bigger heart.

We are honored. We are grateful. And you better believe we’re just getting started. 👑💛 The Conway Daily Sun PINKHAM REAL ESTATE | NORTH CONWAY NH REAL ESTATE

BEST SEPTIC SERVICE 2026! 🏆
The Pumper Princess is gonna need a bigger crown. 👑😂

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10/19/2026

🐻 HEY BEAR!!!! 🐻

When they tell you to make noise while hiking in Glacier National Park so the bears know you’re coming… Team Boston Valkyries understood the assignment. 😂🏒

We took our audio tour VERY seriously. 🎧🏔️

Every few minutes:
📢 HEY BEAR!
📢 HEYYYYY BEAR!
📢 JUST SO YOU KNOW… THE BOSTON VALKYRIES ARE OVER HERE!

Were there bears nearby? Who knows.

Did EVERY bear within a five-mile radius know the Boston Valkyries had entered Montana? Absolutely. 🤣🐻

Apparently bear safety means don’t surprise the bears.

Trust me… NO BEAR was surprised by this hockey crew. 😂

Between the audio tour, the scenery, and a bunch of hockey women announcing themselves to the entire wilderness, Glacier National Park got the FULL Valkyries experience. 🏒🏔️🐻 Kyla Novinger Joann Daly Draft Tournament | Adult Hockey

From the ice to the mountains… we travel loud. 🤣

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10/18/2026

⚽️🏒🏈🏀 BELIEVE. 🥅🥅

Turns out Ted Lasso energy isn’t just for soccer. It works for ALL sports. 😂

Show up.
Work hard.
Cheer for your people.
Shake off the bad plays.
Have an unreasonable amount of confidence.
And most importantly… BELIEVE. 💛

Whether it’s a soccer pitch, hockey rink, football field, baseball diamond, or a Draft Tournament where you’re about to make some questionable athletic decisions with complete confidence… Ted had it figured out. 🤣

Positive vibes. Good teammates. Short memory. Full send.

Be a goldfish. 🐠
BELIEVE.
And go play your ass off. 💪🔥 Draft Tournament | Adult Hockey Ted Lasso

GoodVibesGreatTeammates FullSend

10/17/2026

🏒🤠 THE 2026 WHITEFISH DRAFT IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! 🤠🏒

This weekend I’m trading the septic boots for cowboy boots and hockey skates because TEAM DRAFTLENE has entered the chat. 💗🔥

Cowboy boots ✔️
Hockey skates ✔️
Montana attitude ✔️
A questionable amount of competitive energy ✔️✔️✔️

First time in Montana and apparently I didn’t come here just to admire the mountains. I came to DRAFT. DRINK. SKATE. REPEAT. 😂🍻🏒

Team Draftlene is locked, loaded, and ready to hit the ice at the 2026 Whitefish Draft Tournament. And judging by these jerseys, we might already have the competition beat in the fashion department. 💅🏼

From Pumper Princess 👑💩 to Puck Princess 👑🏒, this weekend we’re getting a little western.

SADDLE UP, WHITEFISH. TEAM DRAFTLENE IS HERE! 🐎🔥🏒💗 Draft Tournament | Adult Hockey

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10/17/2026

🤠👑 Beth Dutton meets Big & Rich… but make it Pumper Princess.

First time in Montana and let me tell ya… Big Sky Country is NOT disappointing. 🏔️🔥

Hat on. Fur out. Attitude fully loaded. This is how we pre-game Montana style. A little country, a little bougie, a whole lotta blue collar, and just enough don’t test me to make Beth Dutton proud. 😏

They might call it a Big & Rich kind of night, but around here we’re calling it PUMPER PRINCESS TIME. 👑💩

Because you can take the girl outta the septic truck…
but you’re NEVER taking the 💩 outta the girl. 😂

Montana, buckle up. Draft Tournament | Adult Hockey
The Pumper Princess has entered the ranch. 🤠👑🔥

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10/15/2026

🚨 LET ’EM KNOW WE’RE HERE!!! 🚨

Tell me this isn’t one hell of a view. 😍💩

A beautiful Turner Septic truck rolling through the Mt. Washington Valley, with one of the most incredible backdrops in the world. 🍁⛰️ And you already know that truck means one thing:

WE GET SH*T DONE. 👑💪

But those gorgeous fall colors are disappearing FAST. The nights are getting colder, the ground is cooling down, and Old Man Winter is officially knocking on the door. ❄️🥶

So here’s your friendly Pumper Princess reminder:

👉 Is your septic system ready for winter?

If you’ve been saying, “I’ll get it pumped before winter…” consider this your sign. Because digging through frozen ground and snowbanks to find a buried septic lid is nobody’s idea of a winter wonderland. 😂💩

Get it pumped. Get it checked. Get those risers installed. Know where your system is before Mother Nature puts a frozen lid on the whole valley.

👑 Turner Septic
💩 We Get S*t Done*
📞 603-733-8667

10/14/2026

🚨 NEW BOOT ALERT 🚨

When you work in septic, your boots have exactly THREE jobs:

🥾 Be comfortable enough to survive a long day.
💪 Be sturdy enough to handle whatever the jobsite throws at you.
💦 And most importantly… be WATERPROOF & 💩 PROOF. 😂

These new BRUNT boots came comfortable straight out of the box. No awkward break-in period, no “why did I wear these today?” regrets. Just lace ’em up and get to work.

And believe me, the Pumper Princess 👑 puts work boots through a VERY different kind of product testing. 💩🤣

Mud? ✔️
Water? ✔️
Digging? ✔️
Septic splash zone? 😳✔️✔️

Cute is nice. Comfortable is better. But 💩 proof is ESSENTIAL around here. 😂 BRUNT

Now let’s see how many gallons, holes, and questionable puddles these babies can survive. 👑💩🥾

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Center Conway, NH
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