The Longhair Lifestyle

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I'm almost four years deep with The Longhair Lawyer and I'm finally comfortable doing something I should have done strai...
05/28/2026

I'm almost four years deep with The Longhair Lawyer and I'm finally comfortable doing something I should have done straight out of the gate, niching down.

I have a great brand and I'm proud of it! I've helped a lot of folks from all walks of life to recognize that it's ok to be different from the norm. People love the brand!

That said, nobody understands what I actually do!

Litigators and law students think I do "transactional law," but they don't know what that means. Transactional lawyers think I do real estate. Real estate attorneys think I do employment work. Employment lawyers think I do estate planning. Estate planners think I do corporate work. Corporate attorneys think I make cringey Instagram reels for laypeople. Laypeople think I write contracts.

The reality is, all of these people are right in some sense. For several years, I've been practicing door law (that means taking just about everything that comes in the door). I've written wills, I've done real estate deals, I've handled employment issues, and I've definitely made some bad videos.

Variety is the spice of life, but I can only take so much heat on account of my Celtic ancestors never having had access to salt and pepper. I've been hitting my limit lately. A law practice designed to take on small issues of all kinds is great for consumers, but hard on its proprietor.

Am I really niching down? Kind of! I'm shifting from a model where I provide sporadic assistance to lots of people to one where I provide consistent support to fewer clients, but still over a wide array of practice areas.

So what does The Longhair Lawyer do?

The Longhair Lawyer provides legal advice and general counsel for Small Businesses in Washington State.

I'm already migrating some of my existing clients to a subscription-based model that will give them access to me on a consistent basis, and allow me to keep up with the day-to-day operations of their businesses so I can identify issues before they arise and address them quickly.

Silly as it is - I'm certain some folks think I don't have enough grey hairs to be a general counsel. I think that's part of what held me back from making this shift a lot sooner. It's hilarious that I'd hesitate for a moment, given that: (1) I've been doing "GC-type" work this whole time; and (2) all the while I've been running businesses of my own?

Who better to help business owners deal with all those gnarly state agencies, messy rules, and wild industries, than a person whose in the trenches dealing with it firsthand?

Stay tuned!

P.S. The picture is completely unrelated.

05/23/2026

I really do like installing cabinets, especially now that I have laser beams. I freehanded those countertops with my Skil saw like a real pro. I guess I am a pro? What a concept.

05/14/2026

Legal tips are out. Lifestyle tips are in.

05/13/2026

Oh how time flies!

Just two Fridays until the  Westside Show! This is my third time with the group, and I’m finally getting ‘er dialed in. ...
05/12/2026

Just two Fridays until the Westside Show! This is my third time with the group, and I’m finally getting ‘er dialed in. I’ll have a bigger booth this time around and:

3 very reliable helpers who know my businesses well.
A spinny wheel for prizes.
A display rack for my clothes, hats, and books.
A posterboard showcasing some of my construction projects and a whole lot more!

Hope to see you there! Entry is free and you don’t have to be an alumnus to attend. We’d even tolerate a few people from UW ... if they were brave enough.

P.S. (There will be frosty cold adult beverages available from various vendors - not me ... yet.)

05/07/2026
05/05/2026

Cabinet installation incoming!

Drywall is more fun than desk work. You’ll never change my mind!
05/01/2026

Drywall is more fun than desk work. You’ll never change my mind!

New home means new office! Almost done painting! I have my work cut out for me, but I’m almost back to doing labor I act...
04/28/2026

New home means new office! Almost done painting! I have my work cut out for me, but I’m almost back to doing labor I actually get paid for! P.S. The perk to being a short fella is that I can get great utility out of a room with 6 foot ceilings. A bonus room suitable for nothing but storage is a 250 sf paradise for me!

04/22/2026

Jack of all trades, master of none, but usually better than a master of one. Queue up your best joke about closets. That’s a “Go Cards” shirt. I picked up 3 of them at a home Stanford football game where my alma matter kicked the daylights out of them. Been using them as work shirts ever since.

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