10/16/2026
This carport folded faster than a lawn chair at a family fight. 😭💀
Roof on the ground. Property manager questioning their career. Us? Bringing equipment.
Quick lesson: when part of a structure collapses, what’s still standing isn’t automatically safe. Connections can be damaged, and the remaining supports may be carrying loads they weren’t designed for. Keep clear and have it assessed before anyone starts pulling pieces. 🚧
Because “my buddy has a truck and a chain” is how the second insurance claim starts. 🫠
Dynamite Demolition Service removed and cleaned up the mess. Because “just put a cone by it” is not a long-term relationship we support. 😂
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