06/12/2026
🔥 SOUTH MISSISSIPPI ROLL CALL 🔥
It’s hotter than a two-dollar pistol and a screen door on a submarine out here in South Mississippi! 🥵
But we’re still hauling logs and making sawdust as fast as we can at Beard Milling & Lumber. These pine logs showed up this morning, and we’re fixing to turn them into somebody’s next project.
Now I need y’all’s help…
What’s the hottest thing you’ve ever heard somebody say about Mississippi heat?
I’ll start:
“It’s so hot the chickens are laying boiled eggs.” 😂
Drop your best Mississippi heat saying in the comments. Bonus points if it came from your grandpa, grandma, or that one old-timer at the feed store who swears it was hotter in 1954.
Let’s see who wins bragging rights for the hottest comment! ☀️🌲🪵