10/29/2026
Breaking news from the neighborhood...
Mama was spotted leaving the scene carrying an entire ice cream bucket, and three highly trained puppy officers were immediately dispatched.
Officer One stayed close to the suspect.
Officer Two monitored the bucket.
And Officer Three gave everything those tiny legs had.
Mama finally stopped, and the officers immediately surrounded the bucket for a very thorough inspection.
The contents remain unknown, and Mama is refusing to answer questions.