Ordner Land Solutions

03/24/2026

🌳 🌹 We do landscaping! Here is our latest project in-progress. Stay tuned for the final results… 🌱

03/18/2026

🌱 LANE’S LAWNS – NOW BOOKING! 🌱
Serving the EFFINGHAM area and beyond!
If you need lawn care, landscaping, dirt work, or property maintenance , I’ve got you covered. From grading yards to shaping new outdoor spaces, no job is too big or too small.
✔️ Yard Grading
✔️ Dirt Work
✔️ Landscaping
✔️ Lawn Care
✔️ Property Clean-ups
✔️ Small Property Development Projects
I take pride in quality work, fair prices, and making your property look its best.
📞 Call or text: 217-690-6908
Let’s make your yard look the way it should.
— Lane’s Lawns

03/17/2026

02/11/2026

🌱Effingham homeowners— is your yard rough after this winter?

🍀Lane’s Lawns is now scheduling spring lawn rolling to smooth out frost heaves and uneven ground before mowing season kicks in.
🌷Don’t fight a bumpy yard all summer. Get it rolled early while soil conditions are right.
Locally owned. Reliable. Affordable.

Serving Effingham, IL and nearby areas.
Send a message for a free quote.

01/22/2026

❄️ Snow Coming To Effingham This Weekend! ❄️
Don’t get stuck dealing with it—let us handle your snow removal so you can stay safe and warm.

✅ Driveways
✅ Sidewalks
✅ Small lots

📅 Limited spots available for this weekend’s storm

📩 Message us now to get on the schedule!

📞 Call or text 📱 Lane’s Lawns at (217) 690-6908
Or message us on Facebook!

12/31/2025

12/19/2025

💧 New Construction Water Control Done Right 💧
We install buried downspout drain lines that carry roof water to daylight or pop-up emitters, keeping it away from your foundation where it belongs.
This is true foundation water control via underground downspout routing — not water dumping next to the house.
✔ Underground drain lines
✔ Daylight or pop-up discharge
✔ Clean, builder-ready installs
Serving Effingham & surrounding areas
📞 Call/Text (217) 690-6908 for scheduling or quotes

12/16/2025

🚿 Effingham, be honest…
When was the last time your driveway actually matched the color it was supposed to be? 😬
If your concrete is greener than Lake Sara in July, it might be time for a pressure washing glow-up 💪
Driveways, sidewalks, patios, siding — if it’s dirty, I’ll blast it clean.
📍 Proudly serving Effingham & surrounding areas (62401)
💦 Fast • Affordable • Locally owned
📞 Call/Text: (217) 690-6908
Because your house deserves better than “eh… it’s fine.” 😏

12/08/2025

🤣🚜 WARNING: YOUR YARD IS TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK 🚜🤣
It told us it’s tired. It’s messy.
And it REALLY wishes you’d call Lane’s Lawns already.
🧑‍🌾 What We Do (Professionally… but also heroically):
• Mow grass so high it has its own ZIP code
• Fix dirt work disasters caused by “that one friend who owns a shovel”
• Turn swamp yards back into actual yards
• Stop erosion before your property slides into your neighbor’s living room
• Landscaping so good your HOA might cry tears of joy
😤 Why Choose Lane’s Lawns?
Because your yard deserves better than:
“Eh, I’ll do it next weekend.”
(You won’t. And we know it.)
We show up.
We fix things.
We make your yard look so good your neighbors will peek over the fence “just to see.”
📞 Call/Text: 217-690-6908
📍 Lane’s Lawns — Saving yards, one epic mess at a time.

12/07/2025

😂🌱 IS YOUR YARD TRYING TO EMBARRASS YOU? 🌱😂
Overgrown grass? Swampy spots? Dirt that looks like it survived a tractor pull?
Don’t panic.
Call Lane’s Lawns — we fix “yard disasters” for a living.
🛠️ What We Handle (so you don’t have to):
• Grass taller than your nephew
• Landscaping that’s gone feral
• Dirt work that mysteriously keeps turning into mud work
• Drainage problems that make your yard look like a kiddie pool
• Erosion that thinks it’s the Grand Canyon
Why Us?
Because YOU shouldn’t spend your weekend fighting the yard.
That’s our job — and we actually enjoy it.
(Yes, we’re built different.)
📞 Call/Text: 217-690-6908
📍 Lane’s Lawns — Where your yard stops being a comedy show.

12/05/2025

🚜💥 NEED YOUR PROPERTY FIXED UP FAST? 💥🚜
Lane’s Lawns is your one-stop solution for ALL things outdoor!
From a rough, uneven yard to drainage problems or a landscaping glow-up — we handle it all and make it look EASY.
🌿 What We Do:
➡ Lawn Care & Cleanups
➡ Landscaping & Design
➡ Dirt Work + Grading
➡ Drainage & Erosion Control
➡ Property Development Projects
⭐ Why Choose Us?
✔ Fast, dependable service
✔ Local small business
✔ Quality work done RIGHT the first time
✔ We treat your property like it’s our own
📞 Call or Text: 217-690-6908
📍 Serving the entire local area
💚 Lane’s Lawns
From rough… to READY.