The Bald Roofer

The Bald Roofer Making sure DFW roofs aren’t bald like me. 👨🏼‍🦲 My name is Andrew Benza.

I'm a project manager at PROCO Roofing & help DFW homeowners maintain, repair, or replace their roofs & gutters/downspouts.

Baldness runs in the family. Happy National Dog Day from my dogs to yours!
08/27/2026

Baldness runs in the family. Happy National Dog Day from my dogs to yours!

When a squirrel charges you on the roof & you frantically climb down the ladder
08/17/2026

When a squirrel charges you on the roof & you frantically climb down the ladder

The presentation slide your coworkers make to promote the fantasy football league at the company meeting 🤣
08/08/2026

The presentation slide your coworkers make to promote the fantasy football league at the company meeting 🤣

Is it still cool to dab?
07/31/2026

Is it still cool to dab?

*No homeowners were bribed in the making of this review*
07/29/2026

*No homeowners were bribed in the making of this review*

Work smarter, not hotter 🥵. Sometimes the A/C condenser is the best cooldown.
07/22/2026

Work smarter, not hotter 🥵. Sometimes the A/C condenser is the best cooldown.

Just finished up an inspection for a roof with wind damage. I always confirm the homeowners email so I can send them a r...
07/14/2026

Just finished up an inspection for a roof with wind damage. I always confirm the homeowners email so I can send them a roof report:

Me: What’s your email address?
Homeowner: roofingbreath…
Me: What does roofing breath smell like?
Homeowner: Hmm I’m not sure…
Me: Ass-phalt?
Homeowner: 😑

Hopefully he still chooses me for the repairs🤞🏼

I love bald emojis
07/09/2026

I love bald emojis

06/26/2026

Bald Tip: The “express” lane on 114 is a trap. 18-wheelers seem to love using the 15-mile long single lane. My drive wasn’t express but I definitely expressed some expletives. To prevent stress-induced baldness, avoid it at all costs.

Have a great weekend!

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1020 S Main Street
Grapevine, TX
76051

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+19727866242

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