KMS Heating

06/19/2026

Friday Funny

I got T-boned by a construction delivery truck the other day. It hit me like a ton of bricks.

06/19/2026

06/13/2026

Four years in business now, and YOU are the reason our American dream is going strong! Thank you for trusting us with your heating and cooling needs.

As we reflect back on our past year in business, we want to celebrate the American entrepreneurial spirit. This country was built on dreams and sweat. Every giant corporation started as a small business and grew through grit and determination. We are committed to put in the hard work it takes to grow a lasting legacy. We may be small but we are mighty! Thank you for trusting us to take care of your heating and cooling needs!

06/12/2026

Friday Funny

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

"I'm always taken for granite!"

05/29/2026

Friday Funny

Why did the construction company hire a lot of dwarves as their employees?

They were short-staffed!

05/22/2026

Friday Funny

What was the most groundbreaking invention?

It had to be the jackhammer.

05/15/2026

Friday Funny

Did you know that the Pentagon was originally supposed to be an Octagon? It's true, but the contractor just kept cutting corners.

05/15/2026

It's National Bike to Work Day! Are you riding your bike? We think it would be hard to carry all our tools.