That Septic Girl

06/16/2026

Ok installers, I need suggestions for a system with the absolute smallest footprint possible. A builder called me to design a system for this project. His installer suggested an aerobic with drip and I just laughed.

He wasn’t a fan of an incinerator but I was thinking bottomless sand pit? Anyone have other ideas (other than he needs to buy more land!)? I’ve already discussed shortening the buildings to give us a little more room between the driveways. He’s open to them being slightly smaller but I’m not expecting much.

What’s out there that can go under the driveways?

664 gpd, 5’ setback from building, 10’ setback to property line.

06/14/2026

Bless his heart, he tried to get the video I asked for.

06/09/2026

Stopped by just to see how it was going and Austin asked me to hold the hose while he went to get the camera. I didn’t even put gloves on, just folded one over the hose to hang on to.

30 seconds after he walked away, it finally broke through the clog 😅 Homeowners are going to think that I have the magic touch when I was just trying to not get splashed.

06/08/2026

I get messages all the time asking if I’m hiring, the answer is finally. “yes”

We are hiring a CDL Driver! Apply on our website.

https://www.cycloneseptics.com/job/cdl-driver-septic-pump-truck-driver/

06/04/2026

Message me if you’re a Jet installer/distributor!

05/28/2026

31 Years! That’s how long Michael Rohrs has put up with all my BS (and he keeps coming back for more).

He still says I planned it on Memorial Day weekend just so he couldn’t go to Indy again. Not a bad idea but he’s giving me way too much credit for planning ahead! 😅

05/23/2026

Know a high school student in the Edmond/Guthrie area looking for a summer job?

Cyclone Septic & Plumbing is looking for summer help with the potential to turn into a long-term career after graduation.

We’re looking for a high school student or recent graduate who is dependable, hardworking, mechanically inclined, and willing to work outdoors. Ag, FFA, farm, ranch, welding, shop, or construction experience is a huge plus. Pay is $16/hr.

This is hands-on work helping with septic and plumbing installations, service, inspections, and troubleshooting. Opportunity for future plumbing apprenticeship for the right person.

Message us or stop by our office at 11600 W Hwy 33, Guthrie to apply.

All applicants must have dependable transportation, be able to work outside in the summer and be physically capable.

05/22/2026

Dammit, that’s not how I planned to start the weekend.

05/16/2026

For the record, I don’t like crawfish. He ordered this all for himself. He said he’s been hungry for crawfish. Do we want to take bets on how much he actually eats?