01/09/2025
After 90 days of rigorous evaluations, countless zoomies, and extensive nap-related performance reviews, I’m thrilled to announce that Lue’s probationary period has officially ended! 🎉🐾
Her role as Chief Happiness Officer is now permanent. Despite minor infractions (stealing socks, unauthorized barking, and that one incident with the trash can), her dedication to tail wags, face licks, and unconditional love has been nothing short of exceptional.
Performance highlights include:
✅ Has emotional support rock.
✅ Always on time for snack breaks.
✅ First to greet every customer at the door.
We’re excited for what the future holds with this young, talented professional on board. Way to go, Lue—you’re pawsitively crushing it! 🐕💼