Waste Warden Septic

Waste Warden Septic Family owned family oriented septic pumping company.

🚨 PARENTS, THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 🚨The kids are going back to school. 🎒📚No more:“Mom, I’m hungry.”“Dad, ...
08/13/2026

🚨 PARENTS, THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 🚨

The kids are going back to school. 🎒📚

No more:
“Mom, I’m hungry.”
“Dad, I’m bored.”
“Can I have a snack?”
“Can we go somewhere?”

Just you. Your coffee. Your couch. And the sweet, sweet sound of ABSOLUTE SILENCE. 😂

But before you celebrate too hard, remember who didn’t get a summer vacation…

YOUR SEPTIC TANK.

Those kids have been flushing like they’re training for the Olympics. 🚽🏆 Your septic has been taking hits all summer and is ready for some post-summer TLC.

🎒 Kids: BACK TO SCHOOL
💩 Septic: BACKED UP
📞 Waste Warden: ON THE WAY

Call or text 903-869-3466 to get on the Warden's Schedule!

07/29/2026

Your septic tank when you say you’re going to wait another year before calling Waste Warden.

It’s not love…it’s neglect. Better call the Warden before your tank gets too clingy.
903-869-3466

POV: Jimothy the Raccoon just gave your septic tank a 1-star Yelp review.⭐ "Too full."⭐ "Terrible ventilation."⭐ "Would ...
07/22/2026

POV: Jimothy the Raccoon just gave your septic tank a 1-star Yelp review.

⭐ "Too full."
⭐ "Terrible ventilation."
⭐ "Would not rummage again."

Don't disappoint Jimothy.

Call or text Waste Warden at 903-869-3466

Everyone's worried about parasites...Meanwhile your septic tank has been growing its own ecosystem since 2022. 🦠💀Quit fe...
07/15/2026

Everyone's worried about parasites...

Meanwhile your septic tank has been growing its own ecosystem since 2022. 🦠💀

Quit feeding it. Call or text Waste Warden to get on the schedule at 903-869-3466.


Celebrate freedom, fireworks, and functioning plumbing this Fourth of July.Red, White & BOOM... should only describe the...
07/04/2026

Celebrate freedom, fireworks, and functioning plumbing this Fourth of July.
Red, White & BOOM... should only describe the fireworks.
Give your septic tank independence from all that buildup and truly live in the
land of the free and the home of the freshly pumped septic tank💩
🎆 Happy Independence Day from Waste Warden!

Call or text 903-869-3466 to get on the schedule!

Witnesses say they were just trying to remind homeowners to pump their septic tanks before it's an emergency. Case clos...
07/01/2026

Witnesses say they were just trying to remind homeowners to pump their septic tanks before it's an emergency.

Case closed. 🚛💩

Call or text the Warden to get on the schedule at 903-869-3466!

06/26/2026

Your FULL septic tank watching you NOT call Waste Warden. Call or text the Warden to get on the schedule for a pump at 903-869-3466!



That look you get when your septic tank is overdue... and you're still "waiting a little longer."We're not mad.We're jus...
06/11/2026

That look you get when your septic tank is overdue... and you're still "waiting a little longer."

We're not mad.
We're just disappointed. 😏💩

Save yourself the backup, the smell, and the expensive repair bill.
Call or text Waste Warden before your septic tank starts making decisions for you- 903-869-3466

Moms deal with a lot…Dirty diapers, messy kids, and somehow—still less crap than your septic tank.Y'all know good and we...
05/10/2026

Moms deal with a lot…
Dirty diapers, messy kids, and somehow—still less crap than your septic tank.

Y'all know good and well y'all's moms are sick of your 💩!

This Mother’s Day, give Mom a break… and give your tank one too. Call or Text the Warden to get on the schedule at 903-869-3466
Happy Mothers Day from the Warden!

Taco Tuesday tip: What goes in must come out… eventually 😅Don’t let your septic system throw its own fiesta 🌮💩Call us be...
05/05/2026

Taco Tuesday tip: What goes in must come out… eventually 😅
Don’t let your septic system throw its own fiesta 🌮💩
Call us before things get… extra spicy 🌶️
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Call or text the Warden to get on the schedule at 903-869-3466

Address

301 N Henderson Blvd
Kilgore, TX
75662

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm

Telephone

+19038693466

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