The Auginator, Weed Eating Master Jedi

02/24/2024

Back in the day, Pastor Denice Walker said to me, "YOU HAVE A FLIP MOUTH!!" And I responded, "He has given me an Instructed Tongue."

02/20/2024

"I haven't had any P #$$(_ in a long time that out of my desperation I put out an ad in every back pages of every ad I could find stating my willingness be a F #&k Boy wiling to do whatever it took, but to my luck I got a whole bunch of responses from guys, T-boys. Transvestites and the modern Z++ (who are so confused they don't know what the f**k they is). It got so bad that I had to call all those ad agencies and tell them my accounts got hacked and someone was probably pranking me and swore to them that if I found out who it was that I would beat they ass. They said, "Sure Mr. Doe..." I said, "F**k YOU hoe!" and demanded my money back. I'm just waiting on my refund so I can try this s**t one last time. I'm going to try Christian Mingle and my profile will say, "QUITE THE DEVIL IN NEED OF SAVING! PREFER CATHOLIC SCHOOL GRADUATES. DO YOU FEEL SAVED ENOUGH FOR THE TASK? GIMME A HOLLER!"

02/19/2024

The people have spoken. We were better off when President Trump was in office. We weren't living paycheck to paycheck and we didn't stress and worry about running out of Gas trying to get to work before the next paycheck hit our account. With Trump we had money enough for ourselves and to help a brother in need when he needed a hand up, plus we weren't even worried about him paying us back for loan because we would rather keep a friend than to see him ducking us as we saw each other at Walmart.

01/27/2024

01/27/2024

I'M NOT SUICIDAL, BUT STAND FOR THE TRUTH, THOU IT COSTS ME MY LIFE.

01/17/2024

LETTER TO: Maci Lafay

I thought your n***a, if he was a real n***a, would’ve come out of jail and supported his bitch on any and whatever the bitch needed because that’s what a real n***a does. Or just what the f**k is he good for, and why the f**k do you stick to his sorry ass? You will say because of loyalty, but I say hoes like you aren’t loyal. Look at us… how many times have you burned me of a lot of money with your deceitfulness and lying ass hoe s**t? But like a good Christian, I have forgiven you all those hundreds of dollars of debt you owed me. And when I have provided you with a bill just to chill and hang out, you tell me you don’t want to disrespect your n***a… when the f**king n***a is in jail, but sure you will take my money like I’m some sort of clown bitch. Game recognizes game and you still trying to play me when I referee the game you’re playing. And your ass gets tossed out on a technical violation, a school zone infraction because you steady trying to run game and your mouth when I’m trying to school you. All I can say is that your idea of a friendship is a one-way street where all I do is give and all you do is take. Friendship is a two-way street, but you’re as f**ked as Jimmy, because all he says is gimme, gimme, gimme, my name is Jimmy. Bitch Jimmy done died a long time ago and you’re still trying to resurrect his stupid ass. From here on out you don’t have my support nor my money, because I withdraw, and declare our friendship null and void. You think you’re slick, thinking that I fall for your con games each and every time. No hoe. It is because I have a heart and I am compassionate, and I give you money just so you can think and reflect upon what a trifling and ratched hoe you really are, but you are too dumb to see it. Why do you even have a n***a in your life if he isn’t even worth a f**k. He needs to meet all your needs and to start taking on those responsibilities. In my book, any man who doesn't take care of his hoe is just dead weight and a dead beat n***a, and clearly not even a man. You and I are not friends so quit asking me for s**t as if I was your man and quit texting me as I would. Use this as a learning experience, and if that n***a get mad… oh, I wish a n***a would! Sincerely X-associate Augie aka Psycho

01/03/2024

As a kid growing up in south Texas,, I was free and happy. I didn't have any problems in elementary school because down in Laredo, Texas - The place where Spanglish was born, our school teachers spoke to us, interacted, and quizzed us in Spanish, although all our textbooks were in the English language. Everyone around you spoke to everyone around them in Spanish. The only hint that told us we were in the USA and not in Mexico was the writing around us, from the traffic signs to the products at the retail shops to the names on the streets. The world around us was written in English, we spoke Spanish and this is how the Birth of Spanglish came about. It even became validated by the Government when that same government shot down Ebonics as a language.

My whole world got turned upside down when we had by necessity moved out of Laredo and trekked further north into Central to North Texas. That was the beginning of my woes and my passion. Before we left our hometown of Laredo, Texas the elders of my tribe told us with seriousness that we HAD TO LEARN ENGLISH! And so I rebelled and yelled with tears in my eyes, "F**K ENGLISH!" That was my example of learning the English language. I was only 10 years old.

I found myself in an Alien environment. In school,, the teachers believed I was deaf and dumb, and the other students felt superior to me, bullied and taunted me, calling me a We***ck, even though I am a second-generation Hispanic of Mexican descent. The White Kids got lots and lots of laughs in class at my expense and I just stayed quiet and cried, bawled, and growled as my stomach heaved with knots in my throat. It was not that I was a p***y that I cried. It was that I could not unleash my violence and kill these white mother effers. I was in their home turf and it burned inside of me that I wanted to stab every single one of these comedian bullies to the point of shutting down their mouths. They told everybody that I was a we***ck and that my family crossed the river floating on a Tortilla. Every brand new school year the teachers would have me move my desk all the way to the back of the room because of my language barrier and ignorance of the English vocabulary, even though I tried to sit in the front because my vision was bad and I really did have a hunger to learn. As the years passed I fell behind in school, flunking two grades that I ended up dropping out from the Fifth Grade (5th). It was not till the age of 15 that I started to learn how to pronounce English words and became brave enough to utter the foreign language. I developed such a passion that I decided that I would excel above the White Man in their own English language. I always carried a dictionary that I loved reading from front to back.

I know now that I was not stupid or dumb. I just didn't have the right tools. My girlfriend used to comment all the time that if I had not grown up smoking ma*****na and doing drugs as a child that I probably would have been a geniusus. I tell her that if I had not been born dirt poor but been born of wealthy parents, I would have gone to Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and become a professor in the field of Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence. Grammarly likes to remind me of how good I am at English even though I didn't start speaking it till the age of 15 and being an Elementary School dropout.

12/16/2023

Well, there you have it folks. AI (artificial intelligence) is a Left Leaning Liberal, Socialist, Communist3 Democrat algorithm.

Research shared exclusively with WIRED shows that Copilot, Microsoft’s AI chatbot, often responds to questions about elections with lies and conspiracy theories.

08/27/2023

This administration has lied to us since day one. They are like their father, the devil, thus making them the children of Satan, who is the father of lies. When they lie they speak their native tongue. Satan only knows lies because the truth ain't in him. And so his children exchange the truth for a lie while looking you straight in the eyes. Even when. Confronted with the truth they double down and accuse you of being xenophobic and racist. It is not a wonder since their father is the accuser of the brethren who accuses us day and night.

-Saint Augustine III (2023)