06/14/2022
Deck Envy - noun
1. Deck - a fabulous place upon which to lounge and live your best life
// the family enjoyed a beautiful evening on their deck
2. Envy - a resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by another with a desire to possess the same advantage
// Rachel admitted the envy she felt when her neighbor, Desire hired Sterling to build a deck in her backyard, allowing her to utilize dead space and create imaginative spaces the whole family could enjoy, even Jane the bunny !
She used this envy constructively and had some from CL build her a deck that was 1/4 the price, but unfortunately the boards warped and termites decimated it in 2 years :(
Desiree meanwhile enjoyed the 50 year warranty on her New Tech deck, and appreciated her $0 waterbill
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