12/09/2025
📞⚡ IMPORTANT (and slightly hilarious) UPDATE from Flat River Electric! ⚡📞
Friends, family, and folks who may have accidentally butt-dialed us—
We’ve officially launched something high-tech, highly necessary, and mildly magical…
👉 A CALL TREE! 🌳📞
Why?
Because apparently our phone number is REALLY popular… with spam calls.
Car warranties, random “you owe the IRS a goat” scams, mysterious robots—
Yeah, we’ve heard it all.
So to protect our sanity (and yours!), we now have a simple call tree that helps sort real humans from questionable robots. It gets you to the right person faster and helps us spend more time doing what we do best: keeping your lights on and your home powered up. ⚡🏡
Thank you for your patience as we implement this new system—and for pressing “1” like the absolute champions you are.
Stay bright, stay safe, and may all spam callers reconsider their life choices. 😄
— Flat River Electric ⚡🌲