04/13/2026
📡 PLEASE STAND BY…
We are currently experiencing a brief disruption in regular operations…
This interruption is brought to you by:
🦃 TURKEY SEASON 🦃
You may notice:
• Random early mornings
• Sudden disappearances
• Sawdust traded for camo
• And a man whispering “just one more gobble…”
We appreciate your patience during this time of… important outdoor research.
All builds will resume shortly — unless, of course, we bag a big one… then we’ll need a minute to celebrate. 😉
Thank you for supporting a small business that occasionally gets… a little wild.
🎯 Back soon. Maybe with a turkey. Maybe just stories but definitely well Napped 💤💤
— Anchor & Oak 🪵
Jacob Franklin Coleman