Caldwell Lawn Care

03/31/2021

Keep this in the back of your head

When you go on vacation, who’s gonna mow your yard before your privileged ass comes back?

Cause that yard gonna be looking wack

Call us and we can manicure your luscious green grass.

Then you can get back to your picky self doing it once you return

03/24/2021

On This Episode of Aaron almost ruins the Company and Nate saves it,

We are running wide open getting everything ready to start mowing, that being said, we have plenty more yards we can do even if it’s just coming to weedeat a ditch. Let us know.

Do be advised that if the ditch is deep, you will need to sit outside and supervise me and tie a rope to my waist incase I vanish in a crawdad hole at the bottom at any given point.

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03/24/2021

Okay, on a real note, we really do mow yards. We work in a timely manner and can get to you anytime for a free estimate, just call 618-638-8259, or message the page and we can get you set up, thank you everyone and we look forward to getting your job done!

03/23/2021

Are you sick of your wife trying to run away with the yard guy?

Are you sick of your yard guy not having enough gas in his Huffy to come mow your little yard?

Well look no further.

Here at RedLine Lawn Service, we strive to be the ugliest yet most efficient yard guys around, worry no more about your wife leaving you for the Stud Muffin on the Riding Mower. Hell we can’t even get the dog to come near us.

Call for any job, small or moderately average. (I’m little, don’t make it to big)

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03/22/2021

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P.S.- if you leave under a 4 star review, we will most definitely come back and do Ricky Bobby donuts in your yard with the Work Truck while yelling “If you aint first you’re last”

P.S.S- if you share our page, Nate Jackson will give you a free subscription to his Solo Fireman Calender for 2021. That’s a $7 value, yours absolutely free