08/19/2021
Hello, my name is Jeffrey Laux, they also call me "DJ Jeff" because I used to DJ in the 90's. These days I like to consider myself a legend, but I am not. Just like I am not really a Master Electrician, Plumber, Handyman, or Contractor. But I am a liar, thief, addict, and scam artist.
Here are just a few pictures of a recent job I did for a customer (funny enough, I never asked the homeowner for permission before tearing down the front of the house), it was a surefire way for me to automatically pocket thousands of dollars for the job which I strung out for 2 months (This is a tip for all you non-licensed workers like me), I also got the homeowners to believe that I had somebody pull a permit for me, hahaha, imagine their surprise when they received a notice to appear in court for Code and Permit violations.
Even funnier was when a real contractor came in that they were informed that they had to literally tear everything I did out because nothing was up to code, hahaha (Here is another trick for you unlicensed, simply create a new contact in your address book using the code enforcement officers name and use it to send messages to yourself saying that your permits are good). In the end, it only ended up costing the homeowner more than double to fix everything, but that's okay, they seem to have enough money anyway, right?
So, now you know how I operate, are you ready to give me some work? I'll give you the local Bro-Deal !!!
Stay tuned, I will be sharing more pics of botched work for which I was able to pocket loads of money in the future.
Jeff Laux Professional Thief, Liar, Scam Artist 386-679-4896