Wet Paint LLC

05/02/2026

It’s been a little bit since I provided an update on Chia Bob…
Well, last week’s unseasonably warm weather made Bobby sweat profusely and he lost some seeds and a developed a happy little bald spot.

No worries, he is a fighter! Well, probably more lover than fighter, but who cares when you’re sprouting new growth like this. Oh, Bobby I can’t wait for you to reach your full potential.

04/21/2026

If you don’t like the work, you won’t succeed…. Find your purpose and enjoy every day.

09/05/2025

Ahhh…First time seeing this…Wow 😳Gotta check this artifact out! What do you think it is? Client couldn’t believe it when I explained what was going on.

05/05/2025

Look 👀 Out!!! Tariff pricing is coming…
Recently I looked into a different paint brush and stumbled upon a PPG Oval on Amazon. Price was way too good not to try, but I’ve bought some lousy stuff before, so I only purchased two. Fast forward two weeks and I wish I would have purchased 200!!
Check out the cost difference. Nearly 100% more! Thanks DJT!

12/13/2024

On the 12th day of Christmas you gave your spouse a beautiful kitchen makeover.

Cabinets ✅
Ceiling ✅
Walls ✅

Total cost…under $5000!!

Work must be completed before 5/15/2025

10/11/2024

Thursday night toughts…

Grocery prices, relative to wages, are about as affordable as they were pre-pandemic, CPI data shows.

10/08/2024

Why you shouldn’t feed the animals…

The raccoons often approach the home and scratch on windows and walls, but last week she called 911 when she said they trapped her on the property.

09/14/2024

So…the last time I wore a brimmed hat was probably Babe Ruth Baseball when I was 14. I only know Mossy Oak cuz they sponsored a PBR bull of the name Mossy Oak Mudslinger. I don’t like camouflage nor do I like blaze orange either, but my buddy Gary dropped off the most awesome pre-birthday gift today. Damn, I’m gunna have to wear this one proudly…Thanks Gary!!

12/31/2023

Stop the Genocide! Respect all human life. A two state solution is way past due.

08/26/2021

PAINTERS NEEDED!

Nearly all new construction
Brush & Roll
Top Compensation!

Apply today. Start tomorrow.

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