10/31/2026
🎃 BREAKING: Patriot Man has been spotted in the wild.
Turns out when your company is called Patriot Exteriors, there’s really only one costume choice. Captain America top, Revolutionary War hat, and yes — he’s still wearing the tool pouch. Some heroes never clock out.
Happy Halloween from our crew to your family! Stay safe out there tonight, Kalamazoo. And if your roof, windows, or siding is the scariest thing on your street... you know who to call. 🛠️🇺🇸