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01/30/2024
Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here. We have an exciting announcement for the community. Beginning next week we will be of...
01/29/2024

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here.

We have an exciting announcement for the community.

Beginning next week we will be offering concrete installation services.

We adopted a mess of yung uns from the county and they said as long as we feed them we’re good to go.

Allow this team of 4-8 year olds to plan and execute your next concrete project.

Axel the Handyman.

P.S. Please do not feed them, they get more than enough food at home.

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here. We’ve been having a problem with some of our tools disappearing while we are in custo...
01/26/2024

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here.

We’ve been having a problem with some of our tools disappearing while we are in customer homes.

Because of this we will now be installing a mandatory security camera in every house we work on.

Obviously, this will not be cheap. So every job from here on out will have a non-negotiable thousand dollar charge added to the bill.

Thank you for your continued patronage.

Axel the Handyman.

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here. I was doing some lighting work in an attic and I wanted to show y’all a great timesav...
01/25/2024

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here.

I was doing some lighting work in an attic and I wanted to show y’all a great timesaver.

You don’t need covers in an attic and I realized you can make a bunch of connections right there at the box. This saved me a lot of time on this remodel.

From one professional to another, have a great day.

Axel the Handyman.

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here. I just wanted to let y’all no we have a new siding crew. These ladies are ready for a...
01/25/2024

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here.

I just wanted to let y’all no we have a new siding crew.

These ladies are ready for all of your residential siding projects!

Axel the Handyman.

We are sick and tired of complaints from y’all about “destruction of property.”  If you don’t want it messed up then don...
01/24/2024

We are sick and tired of complaints from y’all about “destruction of property.” If you don’t want it messed up then don’t call us too change your lightbulb!

Axel the Handyman.

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here. Today is bring your kids to work day. Here are my nephews children running a new circ...
01/22/2024

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here.

Today is bring your kids to work day.

Here are my nephews children running a new circuit for a customer.

You’re doing a great job guys, you’ll get a full portion of food tonight!

Axel the Handyman.

Hey y’all. Axel the handyman here. I wanted to let you all no we are now providing low voltage wiring services. I hired ...
01/21/2024

Hey y’all. Axel the handyman here.

I wanted to let you all no we are now providing low voltage wiring services.

I hired a few drifters from the train depot and we’re ready to roll.

Call me or Barb so that we can setup your methlab security system.

Axel the Handyman.

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here. We’re over hear cuttin loose on the weekend and we’re having so much fun that even th...
01/21/2024

Hey y’all. Axel the Handyman here.

We’re over hear cuttin loose on the weekend and we’re having so much fun that even the kids decided to join in.

Happy Sunday y’all.

Axel the Handyman.

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