05/10/2026
“Sawfly don’t bother me”
“Shoo fly don’t bother me,
Shoo fly don’t bother me,
Shoo fly don’t bother me,
Cause I belong to somebody “
-Timothy Bishop
Last Saturday I was getting things together for some helpers coming to mulch Christmas trees. As I walked down the lane my eyes fell upon a pine tree that didn’t look quite right. In fact, it looked quite wrong. Nothing was registering as to its appearance. I had mowed only two days before and the tree was fine. I approached, bent down and was suddenly up close and personal with a writhing ball of ghoulish creatures straight out of a Stephen King novel. Sawflies, pine saw flies. In just two days they had nearly de-needled a four foot Scotch Pine. Charlie Brown’s tree made people laugh. This one would make you weep. No one should be forced to gaze upon a naked Christmas tree. If a Rimac Nevera R can go from 0 to 60 in 1.6 seconds, I had just gone from calm to hysterical in less than that. I began to frantically run up and down the rows and discovered it was a full blown infestation. I had enough sense to text our mentor, Harold from Hills Christmas tree farm. It was succinct, “HELP”. His quick return call with calm demeanor and sage advice brought me back to “ok, this is bad, but it’s manageable .” I quickly sprinted back to the house and found two cans of insecticide and moved from tree to tree like an old west gun slinger. When it was over ,there were bodies everywhere. I holstered my cans, tipped my hat and in my best John Wayne impersonation, said “Well I tell you pilgrim, Raid , kills bugs dead,” and rode off into the sunset. It was a temporary solution but now there is hope. It appears that we will lose only that one tree to those notorious outlaws.
Just another crisis here at Hummer Farms. Which is normal around here. We have faced drought and flood, bugs and slugs, critters and break downs. Every growing season reminds us we’re aging and “getting old ain’t for sissies.”
If you try to grow or raise anything it can be very, very discouraging because Adam got us all into “heap big trouble “ (Genesis 3). Instead of simply looking up and picking food already provided, now he’s bending over, sweaty, aching and fighting night shade and Japanese beetles. But there is hope.
I enjoy singing. Not very good at it but I enjoy it, especially at Christmas and especially when the song leader announces, “Joy To The World” by Isaac Watts. I crank up the volume and let ‘er rip, not caring who hears me or what they think, especially verse three:
“No more let sins and sorrows grow,
Nor thorns infest the ground,
He comes to make His blessings flow,
Far as the curse is found.”
It’s strange we always sing this at Christmas because it’s not about the Saviour’s first coming but His second. Jesus taught his disciples to pray, “thy kingdom come”(Matthew 6:10), and when it does the desert will bloom (Isaiah 35:1,2) and agriculture will have no challenges, only supernatural success (Amos 9:13). No more insecticides, herbicides, pesticides or fungicides! Even so, come, Lord Jesus (Revelation 22:20).
Remember, here at Hummer Farms we grow them so you can enjoy them.