10/17/2026
๐จ THE STEINHATCHEE SIGN SCANDAL ๐จ
Yโall, this has officially turned into a small-town soap opera, and I am HERE FOR IT! ๐คฃ
Shelia at the Jiffy, had a whole search party out hunting signs to get them taken down. Janalea went into full rescue mode, snatched them up, and brought them to me because she thought somebody was out here bullying me. ๐
Then came the phone calls, texts, and people showing up wanting to know WHO DID THAT TO KITTY?! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
YโALL HAD THE WHOLE TOWN READY TO RIDE AT DAWN OVER SOME SIGNS! ๐๐
I'm laughing because what started as a little attention-grabbing stunt turned into a full-blown Steinhatchee mystery, complete with investigators, a rescue mission, and a community ready to defend one of their own. That kind of love is what makes this little town so special. โค๏ธ
The signs served their purpose. The community showed up. And now we have a scandal to talk about at the Jiffy.
Stay tuned for the next Steinhatchee scandal. This town is better than Netflix! ๐ฟ