07/31/2026
Iāve got muddy boots but sit behind a keyboard,
I dig trenches by day and troubleshoot low voltage electrical systems by trade.
I mow fields, move dirt, chase drainage, and somehow still find time to run a small farm and be a family man.
Iām pricing skid steers before breakfast,
checking chickens for eggs by lunch,
and wondering if I can turn the next job into another piece of equipment by dinner.
I work a full-time job, run a business,
and apparently decided that wasnāt enough,
so I added a garden, chickens, bees, and a small farm to the equation.
My wife says I have too many projects.
I say I just donāt own enough equipment yet.
My boots are dirty, my truck probably needs fuel,
my phone has three estimates I forgot to send,
and thereās a good chance Iām currently calculating whether buying a skid steer is cheaper than renting one for the 47th time.
Who am I?
Answer: Josh, owner of Muddy Boots Services, LLC, where the business plan is apparently āWhy hire someone when I can buy a machine and learn another trade?ā š