04/04/2020
To those of you worried about having to shave your facial hair for safety reasons as a result of this virus, I hope my following message brings you strength in these dark times:
I have not been without facial hair in over 13 years so I definitely relate to the fear of shaving. If I shave, I'm going to wear a mask everywhere so my face can't be seen. I don't think I could handle the weeping or gnashing of teeth from woman and children while the men call me names like Susan, Debbie, or Chaz just before forcing me to wear a clip on man-bun. I think I would rather watch The Amityville Horror all alone at night while staying in a cabin out in the middle of the woods with no phone or help for several miles than to be called Chaz. To all of the furry faced fellas facing a frightening facial future, I say never forget, our follicles will flourish again!!
In all seriousness, I do hope everyone is staying safe and busy if forced to be home. This will be the first Easter in several years without my daughter due to safety concerns and it sucks. With the severity of my emphysema, this virus would be very dangerous, especially with what it's now doing to healthy people and children. We will get through this if we work together to keep each other safe. Our lives literally depend on it!!