04/01/2026
***APRIL FOOLS!*** ๐๐๐
Big news to kick off the second quarter! ๐
โOur team is proud to announce that we have officially acquired the contract for the Main Street / Galaxy Books block renovation project!
โWhile weโre excited for the work, the Historical Preservation Board has thrown us a major curveball in the specifications to keep the "vintage village" aesthetic. To maintain structural integrity, this has been designated a Zero-Power Project.
โAccording to the new contract, our union crew will be required to:
โForgo all Lithium-Ion tools (itโs back to the manual brace-and-bit and hand-cranked augers for us).
โHand-forge all conduit supports on-site using a portable coal forge to match the original early 20th-century hardware.
โManual wire-pulling onlyโno tuggers allowed, as the vibration might disturb the "historical masonry" along the street.
โItโs definitely going to test our skills, but there's no better crew for the job! ๐ ๏ธ๐ช
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