21/04/2024
In the plumbing industry and specific to the southern hemisphere there is a great threat to the plumbers being an inherent disease that affects a vast majority of the professional practitioner that has a profound impact on their mental wellbeing, the symptoms vary from a sense of self entitlement, a complex of superiority over their fellow practicioners and generally being as****es which seems to be more prevalent in the leadership and auditing teams.
Dr Pipe of the Kakpraat Wellness Institute who himself is in remission from this fatal disease and has spent years of research into finding a cure. He has been successful in most of the cases but unfortunately a few cases are so severe that the affected cannot be reversed and the sufferers just remain in a "Zombie" like state of Delusion.
Dr Pipe spent years in the field trying to locate the causes of the disease which he first assumed was related to sewage, this was brought on by the idea of the vast amount of Kakpraat that the patients suffer from and it could only be linked to f***s that brought on the symptoms, after more investigation he found this to be totally incorrect as a few sufferers that had developed symptoms of Delusion but had never participated in the trade of plumbing but had suffered such severe cases of Delusion that they actually thought that they were Professional Plumbers and in some really severe cases actually thought that they were Master Plumbers.
Dr Pipe had a breakthrough in his research when he came across an Article from the Unprofessional Body of Zombies Plumbers of South Africa ( UBOZSA), whilst reading the article he was overwhelmed by sense of self entitlement and a euphoric feeling of superiority over his colleagues, fortunately Dr Pipe who had joined an Association called the IPA and unbeknown to him had built up an immune to Kakpraat and Delusion, Dr Pipe could feel the Delusion taking over his body the more he read and could feel the enticement of wanting to pay large amounts of money and time on the CPD points program, fortunately his affiliation with the IPA was pulling him back from the Darkside, this wonder medication has been an eye opener and saviour to many a professional plumber who have now been able to rid themselves of the Delusional state of Zombieness.
Dr Pipe now confidently has rid himself of entitlement and superiority and has reintegrated himself back into the plumbing industry with normality, Dr Pipe highly advises that the plumbing professionals distance themselves from the UBOZSA which is toxic and will cause Delusional type symptom that will have long term affect on your mental and sexual wellbeing.
The IPA is the best option and medication combined with our exposure to the beautiful African sun the symptoms are quickly disposed of and replaced with the awakening of the Pipe syndrome medically referred to as IDGF ( I don't give a f**k).
Dr Pipe and the IPA are calling on all self respecting plumbers to not fall into the trap of letting false information and narratives infecting your mental health, don't fall into the trap of being led by Delusional fools and Zombies, steer clear of the bu****it it doesn't pay your bills, like the real s**t that has a cash value.
I can also put out false statement and maybe someone will fall for it, the IPA does not have hidden agendas, we are open and honest and will always promote the plumbers and the plumbing industry.
Be a Pipe, don't be a t**t.
