Garden Witch Chronicles

Garden Witch Chronicles Essays on Plant and People observation from the enchanting town of Montagu...with Love.

A Tale of One cityThe period : It was the time to honour the dead, it was the time to experience being alive, it was the...
08/11/2025

A Tale of One city
The period :
It was the time to honour the dead, it was the time to experience being alive, it was the age for the younger generations to speak, the age for the older ones to listen, it was the epoch of hustling, the epoch of being hustled, it was the season of external expression, it was the season of internal search, it was the Spring of the woke, the Winter of the onlooker, we had the whole world at our fingertips, we still returned to the room of the mind, we were all seeking nirvana, we were all relishing in samsara….
It was an eventful weekend in the city where the mountain rises from the great life giving ocean. Friday night the Homecoming theatre in District six welcomed all seekers wanting to deepen the awareness of roots, and those of us seeking the pleasures of a free event in this city. Halloween being celebrated all over, but this event I thought, a screening of short films delving into the truest past of a people with all hues and tones and bloodlines, this is the purest form of celebrating our ancestors, of honouring, of connecting, of learning, of welcoming our dead into a living space. As I ascended the arteries of the building, towards a screen room called Avalon, I wondered if my fellow viewers also reflected upon the legend, that place where King Arthur went to be healed from his final mortal wound. As various tones of brown ascended, I wondered if what we would discover and learn about ourselves in the bowels of Avalon, would lead to some sort of healing. Writing this and thinking back to the aftermath of the sensory smorgasbord that was presented in the form of places, movement, research, art, the melting pot of stories of a people, witnessed by Hoerikwaggo and mother ocean, I am overcame by grief, grief for a genocide of a people, still happening now. The torture went from public executions, slavery, grinding down of dignity, erasure of their history, to denying their descendants a part of the future, dangling carrots in front of their faces and saying here boy, leaving a trail of breadcrumbs, just enough, so that the remote possibility of som**hing better erases the need to know thyself. My time spent in Avalon taught me one thing though, the first part of ones healing journey starts with the immensity of grief. Sitting with our dead and acutely feeling through their stories they tell through us….
The Tales :
Regurgitated from the mouth of homecoming, the Uber driver awaits. Soft, insistent rain washes away the remains of the day, as we are ferried towards a much needed libation with an Obscene Parrot and its friend Osiris. The parrot doesn’t have much to say tonight except for nursing the wounds of her regulars, but she invites us to go and break the proverbial bread with Osiris, awaiting at the back. Medusa sits down at the table with my friend and I, while dark priestesses, a few ghosts and I would guess a werewolf float casually by. I curse out loud, for I forgot this was the fun part of honouring the dead. I am enthralled by Medusa’s locks, and acknowledge the mystical powers of my friend and as we gaze upon the young maiden Medusa’s youthful countenance. Osiris gently nudges us to leave, as he wants to retreat to his throne in the afterlife. The colourful parrot has filled up and it’s here the stories of life just this week, reaches my curios ears. I chat to, let’s call him Agent M, and learn about his small business of being a jack of all trades. He specialises in wall paper applications, hanging stuff, fixing, fitting, plumbing, and the list goes on. It is his story about his previous employer that fascinates me though.
For fear of being ostracized in a city that seems to have no platform for a person of my skill set ….yet….. I will refrain from naming these institutions as I’m still following the breadcrumb trail.
Agent M is a down to earth guy. No airs and graces, yet I can sense the proudness when he speaks about the work he does. When he started at this now iconic landmark in the city, it was still in its infancy but the colossal size of the dream was already taking shape. Agent M’s job was painting the vast space, doing the installations that was meant to take the breath away, evoke emotion through artistic expression. He installed pieces that captured the essence of the heart of the Dark Continent. When Agent M one day decided to take the day off for his birthday, after working long and erratic hours, because that’s what we do when we help build someone else’s dream life, we forget about what our dreams are…..and invest ourselves to the totality of theirs, he was fired the next day. Yes, no build up, no warning, no I need to speak with you in my office, fokkol, niks…..just a curt, oh you not working here anymore.
I gently excuse myself from a tale that extracts bitterness within me; you know, the one where those with power believe it’s their birth right to step on others.
The cool air on the always busy patio of the parrot beckons me. About to leave the seat at the bar, a young man standing behind me, tells his friend how unfair his woman is. The unfairness apparently seems to stem from the fact that he was tasked to carry a few of her personal belongings. You know the usual things, her sheet music, a scarf, and let’s not forget her wallet. You read that right, not her bag, her wallet. I give him some encouragement in the form of,” you lucky it’s not my bag you have to protect, I carry life in mine, and it’s heavy brother….” They laugh, and invite me for a joint at their table should I feel so inclined as to make life lighter.
As I’m standing outside on the now packed balcony of the parrot, I can’t help but smile at how easily joints are passed from one stranger to another. I come from an era where your dealer was the carguard in the parking lot, a banky was an actual bag for putting coins in(normally the standard bank ones), your route back home with your purchase was marred with anxiety, for what if campus police saw you…..yep, the good old days. I like these days better though. Dagga, yes I said it, is a medicine for sharing. And the patrons of the Parrot, are a sharing lot.
About to summon a ship to sail home, the upset young man from the bar catch my attention and invites me over to their table. As I take a seat next to an African queen, I am welcomed to the tribe with a joint, promising that the remainder of this night is about to become way more insightful. A few drags later and African queen and I start to scratch the surface of som**hing more mystical. It dawns on me that the young man from the bar, is beholden to the queen, as he passes her belongings. Hmmmm, interesting, that he doesn’t relinquish her wallet though. What a hard life he must have…..
Commencing our interaction now from a higher state of self, we go deep. The queen hails from Durban. We verbalise our feelings as women in motion, we speak on where we at, and through all this I’m trying to understand what profession she’s in. Before I can actually ask, I notice the sheet music again. Andrew Lloyd Weber’s name on the top. At this stage we pause for a break as upset young man from bar comes over with a tray of shots for the table. It must be so hard now having to only take care of her wallet I think, but hey, that’s none of my business.
I mention to queen, that I’ve seen a local Cats production a few years back and that Grizabella was my favourite cat. Queen stares at me, laughs and tells me she’s an opera singer, that she’s part of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats musical hitting Cape Town in December. My mind, body and soul does an all hail the queen move as we go even deeper. We talk about the stages we were in our life’s when the decision to lock our hair came to be. Hers being one of already 13 years, mine is 4. Only thing is, at this moment, her locks are wrapped in synthetic hair. She takes my hand and allows me to feel her true locks underneath all the plastic. They are long and beautifully thick my touch tells me. I tell her that they are also sad. She stares at me, and says, “They are telling you what I feel.”
In that moment of connection I realise how the light bringers and bearers are still forced to give up parts of their essence. That in order to grief the injustice of it all, the universe leads us to Friday night encounters with other beings of light, that touches and feels and speak the language of truth in a world numbed by the boxes they are put in. We say our farewells through touching our foreheads together. Golden threads locked in, acknowledging a sacred vow that we’ll meet again, whether in this life or next.
What must be must be:
The rest of the weekend becomes one of haggling over prices for plastic plant pots, supporting charity shops, walking from 2025 into 1890 to grab some sushi, and helping myself to some plants at said sushi bar.
A Red bull flugtag Sunday, which started off weaving our way through throngs of people and ended with escaping the madness with a long breather at a spot where we could have the clearest view of the largest of tables and the motion of Mother ocean crashing out the noise of helicopters. Looking at Hoerikwaggo, I could not help but think how everyone can sit at that table, yet the table has been set to accommodate only a few.
Being Here:
A liminal space of being the intellectuals will say. And they’ll be right. Where am I transitioning to within a city where luminosity has become a cry for attention? And so I’ll walk, and let these tales touch me, and I’ll write and with faith, my presence here will be like cracking open a pomegranate whose sparkling bright red kernels will be feasted upon and the natural light will stream in through the large cracks. And I will serve my purpose for a while, knowing that it was the tales found here, that lead me to an infinite state of flow.

The Real Sisterhood.I read this meme the other day;” I don’t support all women, no honey, I support kind women”, undoubt...
26/04/2024

The Real Sisterhood.
I read this meme the other day;” I don’t support all women, no honey, I support kind women”, undoubtedly written by a woman who doesn’t sweep the falsities of the sisterhood under the rug.
So as a woman, I started overthinking (as we do), about this notion of sickly sweet support quotes and memes that we cling to like flies to s**t. Shall I regurgitate a few? “Other women are not your competition. I stand with them, not against them”,” A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn’t crying last night” or how about “A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit”(Christy Cole, whoever that is). I admit, for a few seconds after reading these quotes, memes, whatever; as a woman, I feel empowered, I think yes, I can relate, I know exactly where my sister from another mother is coming from. Thing is, after those few seconds, reality hits again, and I wonder how many of my sisters goes back confident and yes, glowing.
I want to be honest here, I have nothing against these powerful nudges, but I will admit most of the times they make me question my fierceness. Why? Well, I am a woman who loves cooking and cleaning. I find it meditative; I actually find joy in it. When I spend time with family children, I try to be as present as possible. I chose to not bare children, because I’m still trying to figure out the child in me. Selfish, I know. Over the years I’ve become a home body. I am that woman that wants to prepare the food for special occasions, the one that wants to go into the fine details of organizing a party, because I love it. I’m that one that loves when her partner walks into the house and the aroma of a mouth-watering meal greets him at the door, because it makes me feel fu***ng special. Not for him, but for me, myself and I. Cooking is a magical act, like a spell that I've mastered.
I’m that one that tidies up, cleans the house, tends to the house and garden plants, gets followed by the pet children everywhere, because you know what, there is nothing like the unconditional love of a pet and a plant that speaks to one through a wagging tail and a new leaf. So when I’m being told it’s the 21st century, we are not slaves to men anymore, what are you actually saying about me? Are you saying because I love these “mediocre” tasks I am not a fierce sister, that I am not welcome in your neck of the woods….?
Let me be even more real sis. If this home body perceive you as a threat, in any given circumstance, but let’s be brutally honest, especially when that occasion includes the person I choose to share those parts of Self I do not wish to share with others… the smile plastered on my face, shadows the fact that I’m actually enjoying the gurgling noises coming from you as my hands tightens around your throat. No amount of, “well maybe you should first find fault with your partner” crap will placate my rage within that moment. Said partner will however feel my full wrath as soon as the door to the car close when we leave said occasion. Said partner would wish that the interrogation that follows could have been done by the CIA. I’m that sister who will admit, and scream it from the rooftops that physically beautiful women have it easier in most circumstances, yet over the years I have cultivated a respect for that. Work it girl, I would hate to think that all the energy that went into creating your features are wasted. Tap it for what it’s worth. But please do me one favor. Occasionally throw that middle finger to the male dominated world you find yourself in. To the not so pretty ones who actually got the job based on merit, I understand why you think the hair extensions, the b**b job; the little tweak here and there feels necessary. It is growth, all growth. It’s looking at the bigger picture; it’s going for that manicure almost daily as you crawl your way to the top. I just hope after all those nips you can still afford kindness to those of us who wears the dog and cat hair on our sunday best like a “baby on board” bumper sticker.
I am that woman who wears her heart fully on her sleeve, and it has nothing to do with being a Cancerian. Or maybe it does, the jury is still out on that one. Any case, my eyes will be puffy the next morning, knowing I don’t have a slice of cucumber. I will call in sick, because I am. For sis, when you find out the truth about betrayal, lies and infidelity, the 20 pound sledgehammer blow your sacral chakra received the previous night, is a wake-up call for your primal wail to release. Do you seriously want to do that s**t at work? I love my primal wail. It unleashed the first time I learned my ex-husband screwed a m**h addict while I was away visiting a friend. My first “holiday” in years, after building a small business from scratch and the proverbial making a house a home. That wail catapulted a cup of steaming hot coffee against a wall, bursting a mere millimetre from his head. So I guess that makes me a weak woman for not smiling.
I am kind most days. I wish I could be kind towards myself as I was to others. On days when I’m not kind, and you find me rude sis, it’s most probably because a million things of a few life times before are churning within me, or your flirtatious nature with men that are in relationships, activates my low vibration state.Or the wind that's blowing irritates the crap out of me.
I will not apologize girl. I’m aging, gravity is not kind to my t**s, one of my plants became sick and tired of my low vibration marathon and just gave up on me and life, my thought processes are exploring a million pathways, AI over feeds me with information on how to release the ego blah blah f$% blah blah blah.
That’s my hood. You are more than welcome to browse through .On the odd chance that you stay a while, just remember, in here we know how far the others boundaries stretch. In here we hold space, knowing that one’s fellow sister will have to find the solution herself. In here we wail and laugh, we judge, and when the chamomile tea does not do the trick, we offer the other a Xanax. Here you will find no mansions. Instead you will find the debris of a life that’s being lived among the wild flowers flourishing everywhere. If you cannot respect my streets, get the f$ #%k off it.

A lesson on Death.Sauntering through the streets of my hometown, the jubilant colors of hibiscus in full bloom, in all c...
15/04/2024

A lesson on Death.
Sauntering through the streets of my hometown, the jubilant colors of hibiscus in full bloom, in all colors, makes me cling on to the remnants of warm days. I ruminate about how death makes everything brighter, more abundant, creates an air of joy through the animated chattering of birds. Competing scents of nature in bloom, placates the saunterer even further. Cloud formations enthrall the viewer with the most spectacular shadows on mountains, the bursts of energy from fur babies makes the heart skip in elation and provides for much needed chuckles before sunset. All is good.
As the saunterer makes her way on habitual paths, she cannot help but sense the proverbial red flags death in nature provides. The scent of smoke on the late afternoon breeze. The softer speaking tones of people she pass evoking mental scenes of standing by the bed of a dying beloved. The multitude of ants, busy, so busy. The sun and the evening breeze tells her skin a story of two different intensities. Does she sense and feel it alone, as she assess the sound of silence coating spaces that was once filled with laughter and shouts and smiles?
As she counts yellowing mulberry leaves, she marvels at the heart aching beauty death brings. In color, in scent in sound. As she saunters back home, she thinks about that/those who die, and relates to the acute bliss and beauty of this world experienced before the last breath. As she saunters back home, she experience the acute pain of those left behind, with only the gift of winter to piece back the million pieces of a broken heart.
Yet, as the avid gardener sow seeds just before death, so life will find us again. A season of rebirth will dawn. As she closes the door to keep out the cold, the saunterer accepts the truths of Mother Nature.

Garden Witch Chronicles-  Langeberg and Montagu Mail - April 2022.A Cockscomb TeaserI have this thing for what I term "o...
28/02/2024

Garden Witch Chronicles- Langeberg and Montagu Mail - April 2022.

A Cockscomb Teaser
I have this thing for what I term "oldy worldy" plants. My definition is that of flowers that used to grace many a garden but which we do not encounter on such a regular basis anymore. A few examples include dahlias, zinnias, delphiniums and the oddly shaped cockscomb.
Whilst gracing Bath Street with my presence in March, quietly viewing small town life from a certain funky print shop window, an elderly gentleman passed with two containers filled with the most exquisite purple cockscombs.
Immediately I was transported back to an age where autumn gardens boasted round faced, burnt orange dahlias and proud cockscomb crests paraded down pathways, their colors defying the weak sun, whilst their fine black seeds caked the sides of the comb. A promise that it will be back with a vengeance in summer. I could feel the comb's velvety texture caressing my fingertips, as I used to trace the curled shapes. As a I child I used to wonder what som**hing so unique shaped and colored would taste like. I never got the opportunity to test this thought as my mother's watchful eyes reflected the wet cloth that was always nearby should one of her children step out of line.
I awoke from my revelry and dashed off to buy some of these flowers. It is my believe when a plant stirs the old grey matter, they are calling upon us to get to know them better and bring us the subliminal healing our spirits need. As the few stems proudly stood on my table I was called to do a bit of digging. Every plant has a story, like their human counterparts. Stories that we can share and reflect upon, hopefully learn from.
Celosia Cristata (Cockscomb) is the crested variety of the Celosia Argentea. It is believed that the cockscomb is native to India. These plants are part of the Amaranth family, and are edible. In countries like Nigeria, the plant is grown for it's leafy greens. Leaves are picked young and incorporated into stews, much like spinach. The seeds of the cockscomb are classified as a pseudo-cereal, as in countries such as Benin the seeds are worked into porridge.
Medicinally, the nutritional value of this plant includes calcium, Vitamins A and C, and iron. It is believed to have a diuretic effect when eaten. Some parts of the plant are utilized to treat mouth sores and blood diseases.
Is a plant story ever complete if we do not delve into what they symbolise?
The majestic cockscomb represents courage, love and affection. It is said to be a good omen when seen in dreams.
Oldy worldy plants fill my days with the good memories on the off chance I see them. What plants from days yonder teases your memories sometimes dearest reader?
As per the message of the cockscomb I send you love and heaps of courage in all your daily doings.
Love and Light
A

From Garden Witch Chronicles: Langeberg and Montagu Mail December 2022.Gifting with GratitudeThis is the one time of the...
19/12/2023

From Garden Witch Chronicles: Langeberg and Montagu Mail December 2022.
Gifting with Gratitude
This is the one time of the year I’m at a loss for words. That is to say, writing the words that is some sort of positive testimonial to the celebration of the Christmas season.
Apologies; no, I cannot.
Aren’t you the ever optimist, thinks the person reading this with a roll of the eyes.
Don’t get me wrong, there are a few things that I’ve grown to love over the last few years regarding this holiday, yet allow me to spend my few cents on the capitalist trap which is Christmas.
According to a group called Action against Hunger, from 2019 to 2022 world hunger has been on the rise, with the number of undernourished people growing by as many as 150 million, largely due to the pandemic, conflict, and global warming. This is so not my fault I tell myself. I pay my due diligence by recycling, I wore my mask when I was bullied into it, I vote for the lesser of two evils during election time...so why can I not indulge, just during this time of the year? Well, dear reader, whilst we are fortunate enough to bicker over table décor and such, millions of people will go hungry.
Take a breath- this is not guilt trip, but a reminder what the spirit of nearing year end means: Gratitude, and living in the spirit of giving. If you can donate to a worthy cause, if you can understand what a blanket, or a teddy bear, a food hamper, a pair of shoes, som**hing of use might mean to someone out there, you have tapped into what it is truly about, what is should always be about and not just for a few days.
Although there is no proof that su***de or homicide numbers increase during the holiday season, I always find the energy permeating throughout this time interesting to behold. We are seated around tables carrying the weight of so many unresolved family issues. There are some who acutely feel the loss of loved ones around this time, but what do I’m convinced most people are so invested in getting the Christmas shopping done that we forget to check in mentally and physically with those we call friends.
Take a breath, this is not guilt trip, but a reminder that the spirit of this holiday means to connect.
A time to reach out before the start of a next year, the chance to tell a friend, I will gladly skip Christmas lunch and go for a walk and a coffee with you. Throw in a pack of crisps and movies while you at it. Your support system is strong. Theirs is not.
I write these words with the best of intentions. I’ve gone without food many a times in the past; I’ve been ousted or not invited in times past. I am thankful that I am now in a position to help.
Be grateful dear reader. Gratitude is key.
May you and yours be blessed and kept safe.
Love and light always

.HI all.After the town of Montagu's local newspaper, the Langeberg and Montagu Mail seized, I didn't have to come up wit...
19/12/2023

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HI all.
After the town of Montagu's local newspaper, the Langeberg and Montagu Mail seized, I didn't have to come up with content for my monthly column the Garden Witch Chronicles anymore.
At first I was, damn, how relieved am I..., and then swiftly the realisation dawned. Those monthly 400 words or more I submitted was my therapy. Describing my interaction with local plants and people, touching on personal experiences, became my way of penning down the trillions of thoughts that ran through my mind. Som**hing profoundly beautiful happens when a thought, a memory, an interaction, a lesson learned, are given wings.
And so, I've decided that this Mohammedt needs to go to the mountains again. Albeit a mountain called Facebook. To regurgitate words to find the silence again.
I'll be posting my published columns at first whilst writing new material. 🫶
Pic: MyMalaika_Photography

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