14/06/2026
🚨 MISSING PERSON REPORT 🚨
First it was Brian...
The sneaky wee rascal somehow managed to disappear to London for Arsenal's title parade. We let it slide because apparently seeing Arsenal win a title only comes around every so often. 😏
Now Sean has taken things to another level.
He's abandoned his roofing duties, packed his tartan, and flown all the way to Boston to follow Scotland at the World Cup. 🏴⚽✈️
For weeks we've had to listen to him wandering around singing "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie" at every opportunity, and now he's taken the performance overseas. 🎶😂
Meanwhile the rest of us are left behind actually doing some work while Sean lives his best Tartan Army life.
Good luck, Sean. Enjoy Boston, enjoy the football, and try not to embarrass the company too much.
And remember...
We'll see you Tuesday morning. 😏🔨🍻