12/08/2025
10 OF THE FUNNIEST(AND STUPIDEST) THINGS CUSTOMERS HAVE SAID TO US OVER THE YEARS!!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£
(Yes, these are real, and no, we didnāt make them up) ā¦
1. "Canāt you just twist the wires together and hope for the best"?
Stared blankly back at the customer expecting them to be joking.
2. "My uncle used to be a mechanic⦠he reckons he could wire this".
Awesome Iāll get him to do my dental work too.
3. "Itās just a little zap. Builds character, eh"?
So does a defibrillator, but I wouldnāt recommend needing one.
4. "The cows keep chewing the outdoor cables. Can you put something spicy on them"?
Spicy????š¤ Mate, if I had a dollar for every rural power cable chewed by livestockā¦
5. "I saw a guy do this on TikTok - he used a butterknife as a screwdriver".
Did the butterknife survive? Just curious.
6. "Can you run a line from my house to the pump shed⦠itās only like 150 metres".
No worries, Iāll just grab my wand and a kilometre of cable.
7. "The lights flicker when I use the microwave. Is that normal"?
Only if you live in a horror film... or parts of rural Waikato.
8. "The fence guy said I could just plug the electric fence into the wall socket via that extension cord through the shed window".
Brilliant. Shall we plug the kids' trampoline into the stove too?
9. "I didnāt know you needed a licence to be an electrician".
Yeah, turns out the government really wants us to know what weāre doing.
10. "While you're here, could you just quickly wire up the sleepout, garage, pump shed and a new hot tub"?
Legend, Iāll just cancel the rest of my week.