10/29/2026
Signs your fence is auditioning for a haunted house this Halloween: 🎃👻
🦴 It’s leaning like it stayed too late at the costume party
🕸️ The gate lets out a long, eerie creeeeak every time it opens
🩸 Rust is bleeding through the finish (the salt air was in on it)
🎃 Missing pickets give it a jack-o’-lantern smile
👻 The latch only works when it feels like it
A little spooky is fun for one night a year. The rest of the year, your fence should just work.
💬 Comment with how many of these your fence is guilty of.