11/03/2026
She's embracing her inner malamute husky tonight I think. I have no idea why she has such a vendetta against the couch blanket. I am not sure if she is pretending to be a future sled dog that will require a body suit warmer and random cat crunchies or deer flavored tasty p**p balls along the trail or if she's trying to dig a hole in my couch so she can bury her pig lol. Honestly I'm not sure she actually knows herself.